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We’re Gonna Build a Framework

And, for anyone who doesn’t believe that every single one of those really is a software development framework, here’s the Googlified lyrics.

Dylan Beattie

HandlebarsHibernateSolarActivate,
PhalconFlask and Silverstripe and TYPO3 Flow,
AgaviPixieHazaar MVC,
CodeIgniterLithium and PRADO.

RaphaelBoboBottle and Tornado,
DjangoCherryPy and WSGI
GlashammerWebSphereRedBeanTurboGears,
AlbatrossAquariumSeleniumweb.py

CHORUS:

We’re gonna build a framework,
‘cos we wanna use one, but don’t wanna choose one,
We’re gonna build a framework,
we didn’t like the others, so we’ll write another…

SiteCoreTapestryMaverick and JSP,
BarracudaAy CarambaGroovy on Grails,
Intercal on InterstatesCascadeNHibernate,
JDBCRuby on Rails
JasmineDoctrineJava Forms Engine,
Active RecordD3Dapper and Velocity,
ThymeleafTopLinkPyramidRethync,
AuraRicoMidori and Mojito,

SitemeshCymbelineEnterprise Java Beans,
HugGrokBoostClick, anything by Telerik,
RangoDojoLLBLGen Pro,
CarbonadoSeasidePylons and Pyroxide

FuseboxFlightFlexServiceStackSilex,
CarbonCocoaAmple and Giotto,
BansheeSymfonyLaravelFat Free,
MochaPeckerHoboCuba and Rialto

OpenRastaNancyASP net MVC,
KendoZendODBC and Tempo,
Java Server FacesEntity Spaces,
CappuccinoSpecFlowPolymerJDO,
Google Web Toolkit, no need to learn Javascript,
JDK, code away, what else do I have to say?

PrototypeBoilerplatejQueryanimate,
MustacheWijmoIonic and Allegro,
BootstrapBackbone, running on an iPhone;
Mobile apps, going live, built in HTML5
AngularScriptaculousreactredux,
Knockoutember, does anyone remember,
It’s just like in the browser wars,
IExplore and Netscape 4,
lodash vs underscore,
and I can’t take it any more!